"Masturbation is a form of stress relief. So go fuck yourself and calm down."
— (via unearthlycannibals)
(Source: nerdgurl4shur, via mostdopejluv)
"You have to be odd to be number one."
— Dr. Seuss (via trebled-negrita-princess)
(Source: lsd-soaked-tampon, via fiftyshadesof-vee)
people underestimate my ability to cut them out of my life when they fuck me over
(Source: uglierer, via fiftyshadesof-vee)
— 5:00 p.m. (Please don’t ever think of me as a mistake)
(Source: angryasianfeminist, via fiftyshadesof-vee)
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
(Source: proctalgia, via fiftyshadesof-vee)